The American Version Ramayan
A
young second generation Indian in the US was asked by his mother to
explain the significance of "Diwali" to his younger brother, this is how
he went about it...
"
So, like this dude had, like, a big cool kingdom and people liked him.
But, like, his step-mom, or something, was kind of a bitch, and she
forced her husband to, like, send this cool-dude, he was Ram, to some
national forest or something... Since he was going, for like, something
like more than 10 years or so... he decided to get his wife and his bro
along... you know...so that they could all chill out together. But Dude,
the forest was real scary shit... really man...they had monkeys and
devils and shit like that. But this dude, Ram, kicked with darts and
bows and arrows... so it was fine.
But
then some bad gangsta boys, some jerk called Ravan, picks up his babe
(Sita) and lures her away to his hood. And boy, was our man, and also
his bro, Laxman, pissed... all the gods were with him... So anyways, you
don't mess with gods. So, Ram, and his bro get an army of monkeys...
Dude, don't ask me how they trained the damn monkeys... just go along
with me, ok....
So,
Ram, Lax and their monkeys whip this gangstar's A*s in his own hood...
Anyways, by this time, their time's up in the forest... and anyways...
it gets kinda boring, you know... no
TV or malls or shit like that. So,they decided to hitch a ride back now, at least they deserve
something nice.... and they didn't have any bars or clubs in those
days... so they couldn't take them out for a drink, so they, like,
decided to smoke and shit... and since they also had some lamps, they
lit the lamps also...so it was pretty cooool... you know with all those
fireworks... Really, they even had some local band play along with the
fireworks... and you know, what, dude, that was the very first, no
kidding.., that was the very first music-synchronized fireworks... you
know, like the 4th of July stuff, but just, more cooler and stuff, you
know. And, so dude, that was how, like, this festival started.."
The mother fainted.......................
After reading this really i started thinking about our future generation..............Whether they really follow our culture?
Your comments please................